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I would love to see Severus's inner monologue to Draco telling Severus he lost his virginity. -L
Ask and you shall receive 🤭
‘What is so important that he must interrupt me at a time like this? It’s obvious I’m having some me time right now,’ Severus thinks, huffing to himself as he sets his quill down.
“Yes, Draco? What is it?”
“Sir, I —,” Draco stutters, barely able to form words much less string them along into coherent sentences.
“Draco, spit it out or leave,” he mumbles, rubbing his forehead.
“I — I lost my virginity, sir,” Draco says, his face pale and his eyes wide.
‘Why on earth is he telling me this,’ Severus thinks to himself. He would rather not be aware of his godsons sex life.
“Was it consensual and were you safe?”
“Yes.”
‘Ah good. At least there won’t be anymore Malfoy’s running around anytime soon. Merlin knows I could not handle that right now,” he cringes at the thought.
“Excellent. If you need anything or any help ever I’m here for you okay?”
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Playing Pretend: a Good Omens comic (Part 3/5)
First - Prev - Next
#nobody likes a stock fish! whatever that is…#yes I googled Tudor era insults 😂#good omens#crowley#aziraphale#ineffable spouses#my fanart#fem!crowley#fem!aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable wives#ineffable lovers#my comic#comic: playing pretend
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My angel, my pride and joy, my beloved AKA the Good Hunter Ruza lmao 🧡 ft. Her Lost Chikage and her fun outfit from these screenshots! + some lil headshots of her in the Yharnam Hunter Garb, a look I also care Deeply About ✨️
#sin scribbles#bloodborne#good hunter#good hunter bloodborne#hunter bloodborne#bloodborne oc#bloodborne oc ; ruza#(ITS DONE CAN U BELIEVE IT I SURE CANT!!!!)#(yes. i repeat. this was largely inspired and enforced by me playin d/m/c5 again. LOL.)#(look.......is it my fault my favourite games happen 2 both be about monster hunters with cool swords???)#(anyways whatever AHEM *shuffles notes*)#(i do rly like ruza in the knights garb tbf its fun and flashy. especially in game where everything is dark af)#(very fun to draw. but i prefer her in the actual hunting garb so THATS WHAT WE STICKIN WITH.)#(at least for now idk my mind changes like the weather sis thats largely why i havent given her a new ref sheet)#(or posted her new bio bc tbh im cursed!!!)#(as soon as i post a ref or a bio i immediately want to change it all. so. i just wont LOL)#(if yall still curious about her u can just send an ask or a dm or smth i dont bite 😂)#(this was supposed to be a sketch sheet can u tell i lied deceived played myself to filth)#(bonus cainhurst armor look bc i love that set SOOOOO....much)#(watch out yall sin is back at it with her nonsense cloth physics again)
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the downside of my boyfriend and I both being very easily pleased is that we can never decide where to eat
#he normally says we should get dinner and then looks at me and goes ‘…should I even ask if you have an opinion’ and then we crack up#or at thanksgiving when his family wanted to know our opinions on whether or not to try going to something that would be fun but also maybe#a lot#I said ‘I’m happy to do whatever y’all want!’ and they said ‘that’s so nice but you’re no help’ and asked him#and he said ‘I want to do what she wants to do’#so we were no help at all 😂#(I have begun apologizing for my lack of opinion. it’s the people pleaser gene but like the good side of it. whatever makes the gang happy#will probably make me happy)#things about him
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Scrollllllll if you don’t wanna see 4 Antonio Core TikToks in one video 😭😭😭😭 they’re literally just thirst trap edits of 4 different fictional men
tw animated blood
tw smoking
since you asked politely @authorspirit
#i post whatever i want shamelessly cuz it’s my account but broooo 😂#w/e it’s my fault for bringing it up in the first place lol#all good fun#more about antonio romero
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did think more than 5 seconds about inquisitor and now i feel sick............... ... ..
#someone hold me..........#its 2 am for me not a good time to be sad 😂#........... idk what was with me to think about them.... whatever#my art
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"yoU cAnT be sCoTTish yOu doNt tYpE iN Scots????!"
Yes my dude because I fear if I did I would get the
"Omg what are they even saying I can't understand???" comments
#in my defence i was also raised to talk without the scots since my mum thought it would be good for that to be my default#when it came to things like school and jobs and whatever#it easier to learn the scots and slang afterwards#i also only really talk in scots when I'm with my family/im being a lil lazy or im angry or being silly#its not really my go to that much?#i didnt really talk it at all when i was younger to the point someone from glasgow asked if i was English 💀#like em no? just because i say full words doesnt mean im not scottish 😂
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even the horniest blogs are finding jesus after this last OF drop 😂 Häärijä will log Jere out of OF account yelling "you're ruining my salary dude!" 🤣
edit: @jeressugarbaby our strongest soldier 🙌
#I was planning to buy it after they finish uploading whatever this season is supposed to be#but I think I might be good actually 😂#khaarija of#käärijä
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SGA Background Character Register
Pegasus Natives | Genii
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Decided to start a Pegasus Native register
I'm debating on adding a sheet that describes these characters' attributes so they can be easily added to any fic
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Notes:
- Only Genii with names - Canonically female characters are marked because there are less of them - Alive: Meaning we never saw them die or been informed of their death
Feel free to use this as you see fit just please keep my user name on the image
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Sga Background Character Register | Atlantis Expedition S1
#not too sure about the colors - I feel like it gives off genii vibes but idk 🤷♂️ im not paid for this 😂 so whatever#just been thinking about the genii and got inspired because I did not know there were this many who had names in the show lol#tried a new font apparently this is a good one for dyslexia - works good for me so far so I'm hoping it does for others#sga#stargate atlantis#genii#twotalessgastats#twotalessgadata#pegasus natives#side character love#sga background character register#acastus kolya#dahlia radim#cowen#sora tyrus#ladon radim#tyrus#toran#haemon#cassel massan#athor#idos#fortnum#heiron#lanko#pranos#prenum#tathal
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Hello!! I just LOVE the way you draw and show us swatch.. I was wondering if your design/persona(lity) of swatch is open to yumeshipping-selfshipping?
I'm a swatch yume and i specifically feel a connection (?) to your design and all that stuff!
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danke! i don't own them lmao go for it
#ask#anonymous#anon#you can do whatever you want forever as long as its all good harmless fun#i hc them as demi but i also hc them as head of a host club so like. go nuts nonnie have fun. don't go broke#even besides that i dont Enforce my own headcanons on characters that arent even mine dbjhsbdjhf#if you wanna kiss the 9 ft tall fluffy birdie beefcake go for it. i believe in you. mwah mwah mwah am i right#im amused at how many people think i draw them hot. i posted them on reddit a few days ago and the comments were fantastic#& i remember that doodle on that one halloween post about them biting people i think? soo many people in the tags were ''Paying Up'' 😂#they just do shit to people#anyway tldr yeah dude i dont care. have fun. find joy where you can in this hell world
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sometimes people who struggle like to make jokes or find positives about their condition that causes them to struggle so they can escape the constant negative and struggle. sometimes autistic people will say things like "the 'tism" or use the "autism creature" or say their autism helped them have a *positive trait* to feel better about their struggles. because living your life only focusing on the struggles and negatives is depressing and makes it hard to want to live, even if those struggle take up 100% of your life and you can't actually escape them. sometimes any little seemingly positive thing can help a lot.
but there's so many other autistic people that hate when we do that and call it "reducing autism to a cute trendy thing" and say it takes away from *their* struggles and is bad and shouldn't be used. maybe *you* want to only focus on your struggles, but some people can't live in constant negative and need some positive or to find ways to make their condition more positive so they can feel better about living with their struggles. life is hard. I take anything I can get.
I cant get jobs. I can't make and keep friends. I can't get help and support for doing "normal" things so sometimes I go weeks without being able to shower and without eating more than a bowl of cereal a day. most times can't even do things I like. struggle to communicate. have meltdowns. i'll never be able to live independently. I struggle a lot. but instead of sitting here always depressed and having no motivation to live, i'd rather try to joke about "my 'tism is acting up again" when i'm struggling (just an example. don't think I ever actually used the 'tism thing but i saw others use it) or say "i'm just being a creature" when I need to stay in my dark room because everything is too much and I personally find it cute to be a little creature meant in a positive way. i'm not actually downplaying mine or anyone else's struggles. I still acknowledge them and that silly jokes dont make them go away. i'm not trying to be trendy. i'm not doing any of the things people say we do by making silly little jokes. i'm using the silly little jokes to convince myself life can be a little more than pointless, painful garbage all the time.
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#dont know why continuing in tags but here is more#sometimes we need to ask “why” and not just get mad about how we feel personally. because other people feel differently#yes im guilty of only thinking my feelings and situation and how it relates too and forgetting other peoples. i also need to learn#and everyone's feelings should be valid. just because something might “hurt” you it might be important for someone else#everyones feelings are valid. but we cant protect everyones feeling. so idk the solution#but stopping someone from having a small positive among a sea of nevgative seems a little mean to me#youre not being empathetic to their side. and i can turn it around and be not empathetic to your side and say stop being upset#and get over it and let people have fun. but i wont. i hear you. but at the same time maybe hear us too.#not everyone wants to live only negatively. youre allowed to but dont expect others to.#and yes i GET IT these things can make the allistics and neurotypicals be even worse towards us. but what do we do?#throw out any positivity we can find and grovel in our struggles because the allistics wont take us seriously?#DO THEY TAKE US SERIOUSLY WITHOUT THOSE SILLY TRENDY THINGS? NO! THEY NEVER HAVE#like i said i dont know the solution and everything still be used against us by those people anyway so might as well have fun?#if we focus on struggles they baby us and dont let us do things and block us from living life#if we focus on positive they dismiss our struggles and try to make us do what we cant and dont help us#we cant win! so its not “the 'tism” or whatever other things people made up that cause them to act this way#they already act that way and wont stop unless we figure out how to teach them! but i dont know how! im just a useless little creature#this is probably controversial and someone will get because i dont agree with their perspective despite respecting it#someome will comment to lecture me even though i get it. i do. but two things can exist at the same time!! idk what to tell you!#autistic#autism#actually autistic#lee rambles#words are hard so dont know if i worded it well or not. probably not#also why take away fun things because another group used it for bad? make them stop the bad not stop the good!#i also might be missing more context. i think is about tiktok using these for bad. tiktok is just bad in general and i refuse to use it#why tiktok dictate and ruin our lives now in general? tiktok is really bad 😂 but that another conversation#no one yell at me and say i dismiss struggles of struggling autistics. maybe you dismiss me needing negative thing to have positive?#not in mood for negative response. will probably cry fhhddhsjdjdjkd#today is real struggle day but if i be little creature i feel better
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The full version of the banner art from the other day lol ✨️
#sin scribbles#bloodborne#good hunter#hunter bloodborne#bloodborne oc ; ruza#(wow trust ao3 to go down as soon as i return to the fanfic scene just my luck 😂)#(WELL ANYWAY!!!!)#(sleepy ruza my beloved she is very tired)#(i will not stop drawing her in poofy sleeves i think it is just too cute)#(not accurate to her hunter gear which is all sleek and trim but WHATEVER!!!)
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I’m sorry, not to be super negative, but a “bridge” between s1 and 3? S2 was intentionally pointless filler? Like I get the three-act structure, but Jesus if you (Gaiman) can’t come up with a feasible way to tie what is supposedly the sequel plot to the existing canon, maybe he just isn’t that good of a writer!! (I’ve only read gomens and American gods, and American gods was………………… a slog. I never bothered with the show despite the phenomenal cast) Like season 2 was unfathomably bad, and I just can’t see Terry setting up a sequel that would require SIX EPISODES of filler to cover in order to get to the next part of the plot. S1 shouldn’t have happened but it did. S2 just straight shouldn’t exist and tbh I hope s3 is cancelled because I think it’d be really funny if NG was so up his ass with fan service that he fucks his chance to write a “sequel”
This. And I don't think we would be this angry had it all been "pointless filler" (imagine if we got 6 episodes worth of the S1 ep3 cold opening 😂 I probably would have been like "...okay? Cool I guess!" had it all been in-character, with no progression of the plot); I've talked about how it changed the characters irreparably in several past asks. I'm not gonna insult all of Neil Gaiman's writing because this because I've genuinely enjoyed some of his work, but like I said in a previous ask, a piece of media should be able to be good on its own without any context or explanation. And that's exactly it -- WHAT IF season 3 never gets written? Season 2 would just be left on its own, sucking til the end of time. Why make something bad that cannot stand by itself just because you hope a sequel gets made? Why not make something good from the get-go if you can?
#ask#anonymous#good omens critical#good omens season 2#Some people got mad at me for saying that I hope season 3 gets cancelled...but I cannot lie I still think it'll be incredibly funny#......I think my favorite (solo) Neil Gaiman writing is......Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader 😂😂😂#idk why but that hits me so hard every time
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Watching a show like Percy Jackson that tweenage me would have gone mad for is so funny as an adult, because I still love it, but it's Poseidon that has me 👀😏😘
#like i didnt know this was gonna be a thirst trap ok but here we are#his breezy beachy attire has captivated me#not like i needed another middle aged man to think about ive got enough of those that im beginning to be concerned 😂#ok not really but like#im very invested in whatever hes got going on i think my memory of reading the books in middle school has been erased#the fact that hes the only god being a good dad is absolutely delicious#need more#pjo#poseidon#percy jackson
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I am once again struck with a great need to teach several KinnPorsche cast members the basic waltz
#kinnporsche#especially when it comes to#jeff satur#bible wichapas#like boys you'd slay just that much harder is you knew how easy the box step was#also they'd look sooooooo good waltzing in whatever fit okay#whether with a good partner or with each other idc 😂#definitely with me tho
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badly drawn ghost children inspired by a flowers in the attic cover….
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